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Loonies, were named for the lovely little bird on its face, a “Loon” - NOW, a “Toonie” is named “Toonie” for a reason I do not understand. perhaps because its two Loonies?

Which is absurd, because if you’re going to name something, then name similar object, BE CONSISTENT. 

Its only logical to apply the same criteria exercised in the first “naming”.

The “Toonie” has a picture of a Polar Bear on it, and therefor should be named a “Bearie” or even a “Polie” its only logical.

I would love to have a pocket full of Bearies and Loonies.

Leggo your ego: Be humble. New prisoners will "lock eyes with the wrong person and have problems," says Steven Oberfest, an ex-bouncer and personal trainer who won't say what he did time for. "This is not Fifth Avenue and their penthouse anymore. They're just a number." Hard knocks: Never enter someone's cell without permission, says Steve Scholl, a former management consultant who now goes by the moniker Dr. Prison. "It's about respect. People get killed over that." Presumed innocent: Don't go asking what someone is in for, advises Oberfest. Ask what he's accused of. Ethnic cleansing: Don't mix with prisoners of other races, Dr. Prison warns. "Things we don't even consider a problem between races here are a very extreme focus inside. If there's a fight, every race needs to depend on their own race to protect them." Sleeping dogs: "Miserable people want to be miserable...treat them with extreme caution," advises Robert McDorman, a former Texas car dealer who did 26 months for federal bank fraud. The best defense: Just in case, Oberfest says you must learn to "drop someone incredibly fast." Unwanted interest: Says Oberfest, "If you bum a smoke and the guy with the cigarettes says, 'Sure, it's a twofer,' you should know a twofer means, 'I give you one for two, so now you owe me.'" Alone time: Oberfest advises high-profile clients such as politicians to request solitary confinement, or even feign mental illness to get into the psych ward. "If you're segregated, you're going to have a much easier time."http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2008/07/slammed-cons-and-pros-prison-stay.html

“............We would never be in Guantanamo if it weren’t for Hillary Clinton ...Bill Clinton would never have lied in a deposition. He wouldn’t have risked impeachment. So what if the sexual indiscretion came to light? The public would have forgiven him. But…Hillary! ....The reason he lied is because he was afraid Hillary would find out. That’s why he was impeached. That’s why Al Gore didn’t win. And after all that impeachment scandal crap the public would have elected any fool…”

Denny Crane - Boston Legal

8 Tips for an Easier Prison Stay

Mother Joneshttp://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2008/07/slammed-cons-and-pros-prison-stay.html