At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is…having friends.

At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.

At age 20, success is…having sex.

At age 35, success is…having money.

At age 50, success is…having money.

At age 60, success is…having sex.

At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license.

At age 75, success is…having friends.

At age 90, success is…not peeing in your pants.

14 Habits That Make You Fathttp://www.healthassist.net/food/obesity.shtml
* It's not YOUR garden, it belongs jointly to you and your spouse. * It's only three metres tall: it's not a tree but a large shrub. * It's a bonsai tree, not a real tree. * It's not IN the garden, but on the boundary with your neighbour. * It's a tree, but a cut-down dead one from Christmas. * It's only a metaphorical 'tree'. * It's a real tree, but only a metaphorical 'garden'.http://atheistwiki.wikispaces.com/Why+you+can%27t+win+an+argument+about+what+the+Bible+says
“I'm not going to change who I am. I can work on it, but leaps and bounds I'll never make. When I look at women… most women… my mind wanders invariably to sexual fantasy of a board and curious nature, unfettered by moral restraint. I can't help it. ............... but when I look at you I often conger up the most intimate and explicit of distractions. That's not going to change.” - Alan Shore Boston Legalhttp://www.boston-legal.org/episodes.shtml

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