“...big religion is very concerned with marriage, big religion is the one filling the pockets of congress, it actually got them to propose a constitutional ban on gay marriage, think about that, a governmentally imposed systematic prejudice against a class based on their sexual orientation....”



Alan Shore - Boston Legal  ~S3/E14~

Steve Irwin was murdered by Stingrays. The whole ordeal was orchestrated for two reasons, to send a message to humans and every animal on the planet, and as a challenge to the two current animal  boss’s of water and land. (Sharks and Lions)   In all honesty and I mean no disrespect,  Steve Irwin kind of started it. 


Seriously, the man recorded himself traveling around  picking up and wiggling the worlds ten most venomous snakes.  He went into a multitude of animals' natural habitats,  their homes! and beat them at their own game; he wrestled actual Crocodiles.  Giant reptiles, covered in thick rough armor and teeth, who grab their prey, drag it to the bottom of a river and thrash it around until it drowns;  then eat it. 

Steve Irwin, to use the word loosely, was an ‘Animal Terrorist’. 


The animal Kingdom fucking had it with “The Crocodile Hunters” antics. The warnings were there, California Shark attacks went up drastically (not statistically) making sharks more popular, landing them some acting roles with LL Cool J, and Samuel L Jackson. (exactly their intention)   But Steve didn’t give a shit, neither did anyone else, more than ever people unabashedly, and openly killed sharks.  Asia had a fabulous year catching them, chopping off their fins and dumping their ruined bodies back into the ocean, just for soup. 


Humans don’t give a shit about animals, and animals are irritated. 

We piss in their water and shit on their land. 


Stingrays stepped up, showed us loud and clear just how easy it is for them to kill our “Animal Terrorist leader”.  Just like that, a giant Stingray stabbed Steve right through the heart.  Do you have any idea how fucking difficult that is to do? I mean for real, it’s a good bet I’d be off center if I tried to stab someone in the heart. Imagine being a giant underwater rubbery stealth jet-wing with a motherfucking poisonous sword for a tail, wrap your head around that.  It would actually be pretty easy. 


What other animal could accomplish such a feat? It was chance, timing and opportunity.  Stingray seized it, practically designed for the task;  graceful, noble, elegant, unsuspecting, and so very deadly; the perfect assassin. Stingray coverage went up one zillion percent in the wake of this tragedy; you think this was an accident? The Stingray coalition had a two pronged agenda: to emerge as the new leader of the ocean, dominating over half the earth’s surfaced not yet inhabited by humans, or at the very least be seen as the deadly fish-things they truly are. Second, to regain respect for the animal kingdom.  The reigning "King" of the jungle, Lions, ppfftt. Relegated to patrolling the desert for dying, slow, weak, decrepit animals, scraps basically, the worst of what’s left, they’re practically a gang of mercenaries left to run a part of earth no human wants. 


The Stingray message is simple, ‘get your shit together Lions, and watch the fuck out humans’, cause every animal is getting involved, humans need be wary, cause shit is going to turn. Bears. Wolves. Snakes. Spiders. Cows, Pigeons. Rats. Chickens. Cockroaches. They’re all gunning for us, any way they can. They have been called into action,  and will kill us. Steve Irwin was murdered in hopes that the rest of our species would be better humans. Don’t let his heroic death be in vain.

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